tiny-septic-box-sam:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal